4:31 PM EST
Why does this one customer insist on calling me to tell me he got my email? Why can’t he just reply to the email like normal people? Why can’t he give me text I can refer to later rather than having to attempt to remember what he said to me over the phone?
Also why are his artistic choices bad?
so my roommate is p religious (she’s cool tho I love her 5ever) but there’s like no churches around us but she noticed my kirei figure and I told her he was a priest and now she’s reading the bible in front of him saying this is the perfect makeshift church
i love how reverent she looks
One day he shat in a bucket,
Some fell on his shoe, he knew not what to do,
Now give me some gold and I’ll go away."
so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy
so i got one and wrote this on top:
and left it on a table in the studio
less than five minutes later people were fighting about it
my plan has thus far been a success
I love you
you do realize this is how the trojan war started right
this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts
12:17 PM EST
I just wanted to play a game about lawyers and puzzles. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR ALL THIS SADNESS!